Once upon a time theere was a girl named Janine, she was in love with the handome prince Minho. Of course Janine, being a young maden, had more urges than she knew what to do with…some less pleasant than others. There was another boy in the Kingdom who caught Janines eye, but she couldn’t bear to be unfathful to her handsome prince. So she called the boy many mean names, like three foot dinosaur, hoping to convince her vagina that it did not infact so want him.
But me being the hopless romantic I am shall try to convince her to listen to her lady bits.
And here is the thing about being short Janine, he’s already close to your vagina to begin with. All that’s missing is his…tongue
Oh isn’t that a lovely picture? No?…how about closer?
Much better isn’t it ^_^
Now of course there is the matter of Dinosaurs having little arms, I’m not so sure about that…
What you’re trying to disagree? how about a better angle?
Come on Janine, I know you want him, you know you want him, and oh look at that HE knows you want him.
What a smug bastard…wouldn’t you like to wipe this smirk off his face?
Well here is your chance to wipe off that smile, to do with as you will, I present (for the millionth time on your dash) that conceded three foot dinosaur… naked…. Jonghyun
So I’m just trifling…right?
OH DEAD. MEAT. WHERE. YOU. STAND.
VENGEANCE. I CALL UPON THEE. FAP FILE! WE STRIKE AT DAWN.
OR LIKE RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
*BATTLE CRY/ ACTUAL CRYING AND TEARS OF I-DON’T-EVER-WANT-TO-LOOK-AT-THAT-FUCKING-SECOND-PICTURE-EVER-A-FUCKING-GAIN-SO-WHY-DID-I-JUST-FUCKING-SAVE-IT-IN-MY-DAMN-UNF-FOLDER-WHAT-THE-SHIT/CREAMING/THROWING THINGS/
AND EXTREME OVARY FIRE
FACK YOU ARE SO DEAD. YOU ARE SO FUCKING DEAD.
LET’S DO THIS. IT’S ON.
year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME